[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting” you. (Doors, computers, walls, beds. You name it)
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door. (WHEN I WAS 3!!!)
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (That was the day I tried sake…
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks. (All the time.)
[ ] You have run into a tree/bush.
[x] You have been called a blond.

TOTAL: 5

[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit. (Spit is a lethal weapon)

TOTAL: 2

[x] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire. (With the toaster oven!)
[] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling. (Uh… no comment)

TOTAL: 3

[] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[x] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’.

TOTAL: 4

[] You use your fingers to do simple math. (I wasn’t the first person in third grade to learn my times tables for no reason!)
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally. (Does almost count?)
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. (Aheheheh…
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

TOTAL: 4

[x] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things. (I have a computer breaking curse)
[x] You tilt your head when you’re confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word “um” is used frequently.
[x] You don’t know what “um” means.
[x] You say “what” and “huh” a lot.
[] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

TOTAL: 8

GRAND TOTAL: 26

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
and re-post as: I am ___% Mentally ill.

Yes ... it probably is just me, Hiro-chan ... Why does it seem like NOBODY every does what I tag them to do? DO YOU GUYS HATE ME OR SOMETHING?!?!?! HUH?! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME!!!!

Sorry! I was just bored and decided to put that on for a bit. Just to say to some people ...

TOOWEIRDFORWORDS!!! DO YOU EVER GO ON DA LIKE EVER?! WHY ARE YOU GETTING ADDICTED TO GAIA FOR?! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?! YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SPENDING YOUR TIME READING FANFICTION AND STUFF!!! WHY AM I WRITING IN CAPSLOCK FOR?! ONE PLUS ONE EQUALS TWO!!!

MINGUCHI-SAMA!!! I'M SORRY I DIDN'T GET TO REPLY TO YOUR JOURNAL THINGY!!! I SO AM STILL TRYING TO THINK OF STUFF FOR DREAMLAND AND ALL!!! GOMENNASAI!!!

KIMIKOSATO!!! POST MORE OF YOUR ART ON DA FOR GOODNESS SAKE!!! YOU DRAW SO MUCH YET YOU NEVER PUT IT ON!!! WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU (God I'm such a hypocrite ...)

DESIDERIUM777!!! YO WASSUP?! POST MORE OF YOUR AWESOME CHIBI'S PLEASE!!!

LUPUSMILES!!! HELLO!!! WHATCHA BEEN UP TO?! ... you know what ... we always check in with each other to say hi and ask about life ... do we ever talk about anything else? ...


Just for those who live where I live, there was a massive power outage a couple weeks ago. Do you remember it? Okay. So there was this really surprising thing that I heard on the radio ... practically the only radio station that was on. And what was it?

92.3 KSSK HONOLULU!!! XDDD!!! So we were listening to Perry and Price talk about stuff and all and then this dude comes up totally dissing out power ... thingy ... uh ... HECO!!! Yeah! That person was totally dissing HECO (BLANK Electric Company *something here*)

So anyways, you know the nicer sounding one out of the two? (Yeah. That's the only way that I can tell the difference of them) Well, he got all mad at the dude, sort of yelled at him, arranged for a personal tour of HECO and when he hung up, he said he couldn't believe that this guy was "bitching" our system.

OH MY GOD!!! THEY SAID THE WORD "BITCHING" ON THE RADIO!!! Yeah ... that was basically the whole story ... I guess I was just totally surprised and all ...

Sort of tagged by
Dear ~shiramonderer
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike you. I think I realized it when I tripped on sesame seeds under a state of trance and I saw you sit on Manchester United's goalkeeper. I'm sure you're senile enough to understand that Santa does not exist. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I always will remember Oprah Winfrey imitations .
Go burn,

-Hiroko Kasato-

Uhh... I was really really bored and stuff. Do not as anymore questions please. And no offense to you, shiramonderer if you are reading this. I got tagged so please do NOT take this seriously.

NOW!!! I tag, ~Sarinah, ~Kimikosato, ~tooweirdforwords, ~minguchi, and last but always least (nah nah, just kiddin XP) ~Takeo-Saru

RULES:
Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people, and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged. Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.
-> How you do the Letter Meme:
Dear (the last person who left a comment on your journal):
I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .
___12___,

-Your name-

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

Did anybody read the recent Bleach chapter? I thought that Kira was cool a couple chapters back but now I have a new found respect for him. I mean seriously. That was totally COOL!!! Screw Hitsugaya *does not really mean it* Kira you ROCK!!!

Sorry. I'm just bored as hell right now. I'm sick with who knows what. My throat hurts yet it's not a sore throat. It even hurts when I yawn. WHEN I YAWN PEOPLE!!! Can't I just yawn in peace? *sighs*

Well ... I'm going through writer's depressions right now. I really really want to write yet I just don't feel motivation to. It really sucks. HELP ME!!!

Oh yeah! If any of you guys know how to use the itallic thingy for texts and stuff like this yet make it stop like only make itallic for one word plz tell me.

Oh just a note! Do any of you guys read uh ... *does not people to know what she's reading* a story by C.Queen? If you do, isn't the most recent chapter FUNNY!?!?!

Ah ... that's about it. good bye!

It may seem that I'm being ignored by everybody. WEIRD!!! I mean that I sent Minguchi a note and she didn't reply back yet. I haven't had any messages in TWO DAYS!!! IGNORED I TELL YA!!! DOES NOBODY LIKE ME?!?!

Oh yeah! I just came up with the perfect way to explain why 7 ate 9!!! Okay ... here it is XP 7 and 9 were arguing if 7 was a lucky number or not and six noticed that the arguing got a little intense so he was going to help him until ... 7 AND 9 GOT INTO A FIGHT!!!

So 7 was like "GETSUGA TENSHOU!!!" yet then 9 dodged it and attacked back with "KAMEHAMEHA!!!" yet then seven sonidoed to behind 9 while the blast was still going and did a "CHIDORI!!!" yet then *takes a deep breath* 9 was like "RASENGAN!!!" and he did attack after attack totally killing 7. "DEATH RAY!!!" and "HADOU NO. 54 HAIEN!!!" and a lot of stuff and all.

YET THEN ... 7 just all of a sudden BLASTS 9 WITH A CHOCOLATE BEAM AND THEN EATS NINE!!! WAHAHAHAHAHA!!! XDDDD

So then 6 who was watching just was like O.O freaked out and all. Yeah ... so really awesome explanation right? Oh yeah, those moves were from Bleach, Dragon Ball Z, and Naruto by the way. The Chocolate Beam thingy (I'm not sure if it's the right name) is Majin Buu's awesome move. It turns humans into chocolate *drools*

STOP IGNORING ME AND TALK TO MEEE!!!!