[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting” you. (Doors, computers, walls, beds. You name it)
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door. (WHEN I WAS 3!!!)
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (That was the day I tried sake…
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks. (All the time.)
[ ] You have run into a tree/bush.
[x] You have been called a blond.

TOTAL: 5

[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit. (Spit is a lethal weapon)

TOTAL: 2

[x] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire. (With the toaster oven!)
[] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling. (Uh… no comment)

TOTAL: 3

[] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[x] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’.

TOTAL: 4

[] You use your fingers to do simple math. (I wasn’t the first person in third grade to learn my times tables for no reason!)
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally. (Does almost count?)
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. (Aheheheh…
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

TOTAL: 4

[x] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things. (I have a computer breaking curse)
[x] You tilt your head when you’re confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word “um” is used frequently.
[x] You don’t know what “um” means.
[x] You say “what” and “huh” a lot.
[] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

TOTAL: 8

GRAND TOTAL: 26

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
and re-post as: I am ___% Mentally ill.